Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

I was looking to get a present for a friend's birthday at our usual hunt one day. As I stepped into the shop, not a soul was in sight. So off I went to the second floor where the girlie section was. Again no signs of any forms of human being. Feeling a little puzzled, I carried on with my hunt. At the same time, naughty ideas started to form at the back my head: What would happen if I were to pinch a thing or two? Would I get caught red-handed?

(I, for one, am proned to improper thoughts at inappropriate places. Like, when I was in a church one time, Pink's God is a DJ was playing repeatedly in my head to the chantings of prayers in the background. Such blasphemy!)

After 10 mins of being left alone, the salesgirl finally made her appearance from the office. Upon seeing me, she exclaimed, 'Oh, I didn't realise there's a customer here!' I assumed she was taking her afternoon nap. Then I proceeded to share with her my doubts if the top I found would fit my girlfriend. Without further ado, the babe took off her top in a heartbeat, thereby exposing her lovely tits in a sexy lacy brown bra. The brown bra compliments her tanned skin beautifully. Hmm, she is yummy... I hope she didn't notice my dropped jaw or catch me staring because we were all taught that staring is rude, weren't we? Then again, we don't get such treats everyday and besides, beautiful things are meant to be appreciated, ain't they? I would hit on her if I were a guy. She is hot with her blond hair and all. However, on second thought, I wouldn't. Her style borders on the porn-queen look. Her husky voice, probably from too much smoking, completes that look. Not my kind of chick, really. Any takers?

Gina-Lisa, the porn-queen-lookalike candidate in Germany's Next Topmodel.