Months after Ex-Boyfriend and Ex-Girlfriend came back from their holiday, they are still living together in the same apartment, sleeping on the same bed and going about their lives as before except that they have, in theory, broken up. Ex-Boyfriend is very comfortable with the present situation which means no big changes for him, he does not have to be alone and he himself admits he has no guts to explain to family and friends why he initiated the breakup. He won't kick her out of the apartment cos he does not want to be the asshole. Well, who asked for a break-up in the first place? Now the bloody jerk is playing it nice. Which leads to Ex-Girlfriend mistaking his complacency for his unwillingness to let go and refuses to accept that this guy told her months before he does not love her. Meanwhile she looks feebly in the newspapers for new apartments which are either too small, too big, too far, too expensive blah blah blah and continues to bombard us with why did he do this that day, why did he say that, why, why, why, why!!! She also annoys the hell out of us by analysing each thing he says and does while our words of advice fall on deaf ears. Friends find excuses to avoid going out with them and Mr Selfish Chickenshit doesn't understand why.
I suggest Ms Whiny Prideless and Mr Selfish Chickenshit should get back together, in theory or whatever, to make everybody's life, including theirs, easier. Love doesn't matter anymore here since they are both behaving like junveniles. They would get by together. Happy ending.
*Few months later, Ms Whiny Prideless came home early after work to find Mr Selfish Chickenshit shagging another girl in their bed.*
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